Hello from the King,

Back in March of 2022, when I first launched my original website www.onestupidfuck.com, I wanted to have a place where anyone could come and learn more about their nationality, taxation and their relationship with the world.

Now here we are, just 2 years later, and I never would have imagined that this would turn into a movement large enough to justify the creation of an entire nation. But here we are, and I couldn’t be more thrilled.

Thousands (or maybe tens of thousands at this point) of people all over the world have joined the Nation of The Amnesty Coalition. Many people have even expressed tears of joy or relief just from reading our covenant.

While I am an Ambassador-At-Large, wanting to help all nations of the world, I have specifically pledged qualified allegiance to three different nations, making me a tri-national. I am a non-citizen national and proud ambassador of all 3 of these incredible nations:

  1. The Amnesty Coalition

  2. The Republic of Slowjamastan

  3. The United States of America

In terms of my relationship with the United States of America, I am a noncitizen national as defined in 8 USC 1101(a)(22)(B). I am not a citizen of absolutely any nation on Earth.

Here is a photo of myself with the Sultan of Slowjamastan, Randy Williams, circa Oct 2023

Here is a photo of myself with the Slowjamastan Chief Boarder Agent, Mark Corona, circa Oct 2023

Here is a video of me, on April 27th 2024, receiving my second diplomatic passport from Slowjamastan. I had recently become a member of parliament and also needed some of the information on my previous passport updated:

To see more information about Slowjamastan, please visit https://www.slowjamastan.org/

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